"Well, I heard that Maggie was seeing that crossing guard again. And that Louise is planning to adopt a Himalyan whistle kid, behind Larry's back! Care for another slice of Apple Crumb?"
"Oh no. I simply couldn't eat another bite. Did you hear about Franny? I heard that Peter saw her car parked at the Izit Inn while the kids were in school. And that Janine "accidently" mentioned it at a PTA meeting. Well, maybe another slice."